• Baby – For some reason this appeals to bald, out-of-shape, hairy men who think others really want to see them wearing nothing but a diaper and a pacifier.• Donut – It’s only okay if you go the extra mile and hollow out your stomach wall through to the small of your back.
• Opposite Sex – Come-on, the most effort you’re willing to put out is picking through the other end of the master bedroom closet?• Pimp – This tacky outfit doesn’t even look good on actual pimps.
• Scar Tissue – You do not get extra candy for making people throw up.
• Belly Dancer – Okay if you’re a toned & fit woman. If you are a guy with a beer belly – please, please, no!
• ‘The Joker’ – It’s just so 2008.
• Naughty School Girl – You dug out the Catholic school uniform you used to wear daily for a ‘costume’? Slacker.
• Athlete – You put on a jersey? Super impressed.
• Person Too Busy Texting on Phone to Take Care of the Matter at Hand – That’s so everyday!
• Opposite Sex – Come-on, the most effort you’re willing to put out is picking through the other end of the master bedroom closet?• Pimp – This tacky outfit doesn’t even look good on actual pimps.
• Scar Tissue – You do not get extra candy for making people throw up.
• Belly Dancer – Okay if you’re a toned & fit woman. If you are a guy with a beer belly – please, please, no!
• ‘The Joker’ – It’s just so 2008.
• Naughty School Girl – You dug out the Catholic school uniform you used to wear daily for a ‘costume’? Slacker.
• Athlete – You put on a jersey? Super impressed.
• Person Too Busy Texting on Phone to Take Care of the Matter at Hand – That’s so everyday!
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