OK its Time for Some Halloween Jokes

Theres a recall on the O.J. SIMPSON HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. DAH GLOVE DIDN'T FIT... :P

Halloween Q&A Jokes:

Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?

A. Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?

A. Fangsgiving

Q. What do spooky ghosts eat for breakfast?

A. Boo-Berries.

Q. What’s it called when a vampire has some issues with his house?

A. A grave problem.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

A. You suck.

- What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball.

- What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peekaboo.

- Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath.

- How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.

- How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.

- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

- How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.

- Why did the monster eat the light bulb? He needed a light snack.

- What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.

- How can you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

- What's a vampire's favorite candy? A sucker.

- What's a mummy's favorite music? Wrap.

- Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

Want more Halloween Jokes?

Yo mama jokes, yo mama is so ugly she doesn't need a costume for Halloween... Wakakakakakaka...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?

With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Now it's my turn... Answer this question:

Time for Halloween jokes that are so bad, it's scary! today's joke is: Why did Bella finally break up with Edward? Leave your answers in the comment section below!